But I don’t see it that way, and not just because he’s an eager fuck, or because his ass is the tightest piece I’ve ever had. People would call him a hypocrite, married to a woman, going to mass every Sunday, raising five kids to be hetero-normative breeders like him, and all the while slipping away to get naked with me and be my little Honey Bunny. Not many men would appreciate him like I do–I know that. It’s almost 4:45, and rush hour will be a serious bitch for him, but I think I’ll let him sleep.